he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
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I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
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you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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