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I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
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As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
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My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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