Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Randomize
