There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
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I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
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nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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