the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I just blew my weed a kiss
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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