Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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