So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
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