No awkward lesbian experiences without me
oh god the rape fog is back!
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
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