We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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