If i come over, it means nothing
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
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Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
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I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
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