dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Randomize
