do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
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I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
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Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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