I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
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Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
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Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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