ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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