how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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