Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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