I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
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i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
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I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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