absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
