Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
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Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
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How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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