don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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