I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
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Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
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Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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