Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
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Pants off. Spirits lifted.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
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Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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