my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
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I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
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Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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