That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
