so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
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And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
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why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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