I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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