: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
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do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
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Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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