I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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