The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
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She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
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She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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