It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
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counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
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You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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