you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
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