She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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