I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
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I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
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Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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