my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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