Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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