she was so not down for the gang bang
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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