quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
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Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
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if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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