"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
she smelled like a LAN party
She's the barista slut.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I need moral support for this bender
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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