No stitches, just platelets and will power
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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