IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
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My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
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Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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