Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Damn victory sex feels great
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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