Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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