I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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