i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
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He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
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Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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