i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
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good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
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He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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