i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
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Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
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We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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