whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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