Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
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NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
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im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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