I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
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Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
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Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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