it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize
