So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
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Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
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Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
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