they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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