no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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