Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
ttyl tear gas
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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