Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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