WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
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We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
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Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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