Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
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its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
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I think I sprained my soul last night
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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