When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
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i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
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Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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