OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Sorry my hands just texted you
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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