Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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