Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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