I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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